"I don't have a schema"
"My mom doesn't like schema"
"My grandpa died when the dinosaurs died"
LOL!!!! It always amuses me to realise that most of what I said went waaaaay over their heads, AFTER I spent an indepth lesson on schema, during which they were all nodding and smiling!
And then there was the one kid who was being tested by the teacher a the back of the room, and she finally had to go to a grade four classroom to get more reading material because he was too far beyond the grade one stuff and kept reading articulately and demonstrating full comprehension...